SH*T SHOES™
SH*T SHOES™
Sh*t Shoes™ are elevated bathroom shoes designed to help position your body closer to a natural squat while seated on the toilet.
You asked, we listened. Feet come in all shapes and sizes—small, big, narrow, wide, and everything in between. Our new and improved adjustable Velcro strap gives you a more customized, secure fit, so more feet can get into the perfect sh*tting position.
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SH*T SHOES™
Description
Description
The bathroom industry really dropped the ball.Smart toilets. Heated seats. Bidets with WiFi. Yet somehow the most popular solution for better poops still looks like plastic lawn furniture wrapped around your toilet.Your colon deserves better.Meet Sh*t Shoes™ – elevated bathroom shoes designed to position your body closer to a natural squat while seated. When your knees are elevated, the muscle surrounding the rectum can fully relax, allowing things to move more naturally.Less pushing. Less straining. Less negotiating with your body.More flow. More ease. More "wow, that was quick."And unlike certain bulky bathroom accessories we won't name – Sh*t Shoes™ actually look GORGEOUS next to your toilet (and on your feet!)Your bathroom (and bowel) deserves an iconic upgrade… you need A Chicer Way to Sh*t!
Size & Fit
Size & Fit
Two sizes fit most. Since these are designed to elevate your feet—not for walking—a perfect fit isn’t necessary. Pick whichever is closer to your size.Our new and improved adjustable Velcro strap gives you a more customized, secure fit, so more feet can get into the perfect sh*tting position.SMALL: W 5-8 | M 3.5-6.5 LARGE: W 8.5-14 | M 7-12.5
Materials & Care
Materials & Care
Materials: Shoe: EVA Material, Thermoplastic Rubber (Sole) Strap: Polyester Upper webbing and Velcro: Synthetic fiberHow To Clean: Grab a Magic Eraser. Seriously, it’s the fastest way to make them look brand new. 1. Wet it and wipe. Dampen a Magic Eraser and wipe down the shoe and sole. Scuffs and marks come right off. 2. Rinse. A quick rinse with warm (not hot) water, plus a little mild soap if they need extra love. 3. Air dry. Let them dry completely before your next session. Skip the dishwasher, washing machine, dryer and direct heat. EVA can warp, and nobody wants melted Sh*t Shoes.
Poop the Way Your Body Was Designed To
Poop the Way Your Body Was Designed To
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Spend Less Time Pushing
Knees up means a straighter path, so you're not straining to get things moving.
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Better Flow
A more natural, squat-like position can make going easier and more complete.
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Your Bathroom Deserves Better
You've worked hard on your home. Don't ruin it with a giant plastic stool parked around your toilet.
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Small Footprint, Big Movement
Unlike traditional bathroom stools, Sh*t Shoes™ take up less visual space and look intentional when left beside the toilet.
Revolutionary Footwear
Your Colon's New Best Friend
- Less pushing & straining
- A more natural, squat-like position
- Prettier in your bathroom
- More "wow, that was quick."
Your Colon's New Best Friend
- Less pushing & straining
- A more natural, squat-like position
- Prettier in your bathroom
- More "wow, that was quick."
Why We're The Best
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 Bring your poop posture everywhere |
 Stay in one bathroom |
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Because pooping shouldn't be boring |
Just another plastic bathroom stool |
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Looks good enough to leave out |
Bulky bathroom accessory |
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Elevate your knees for a squat-like posture |
Also elevates your knees |
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Bring your poop posture everywhere |
Because pooping shouldn't be boring |
Looks good enough to leave out |
Elevate your knees for a squat-like posture |
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Stay in one bathroom |
Just another plastic bathroom stool |
Bulky bathroom accessory |
Also elevates your knees |
FAQ
What exactly are Sh*t Shoes™?
Sh*t Shoes™ are elevated bathroom shoes designed to help position your body closer to a natural squat while seated on the toilet. Think of them as a bathroom upgrade for your colon.
Why elevate your feet?
Elevating your knees may help create a more natural elimination posture by helping relax the anorectal angle. Science calls it anatomy. We call it letting loose.
Can Sh*t Shoes™ help with constipation?
Many people find that elevating their feet while seated helps support easier and more comfortable bowel movements. Your mileage may vary, but your colon will probably be intrigued.
Can Sh*t Shoes™ help with hemorrhoids?
Reducing excessive straining may help support hemorrhoid prevention and comfort. Nobody likes talking about hemorrhoids. We're trying to help.
Why not just use one of those plastic bathroom stools?
Because your bathroom deserves better. Sh*t Shoes™ deliver the same elevated positioning benefits while looking significantly more intentional, stylish, and bathroom-worthy.
Are Sh*t Shoes™ a medical device?
Nope. They're just the chicest way to sh*t.
Can I walk in my Sh*t Shoes™?
These are Sh*t Shoes™ – not walking shoes. Not Drag shoes. Intended for seated use only (on the toilet). Do not walk, stand, or run (please). Let Loose is not liable for slips, falls, injuries or any chaos that results from ignoring this warning. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN, ADULT USE ONLY.
Customer Reviews
Truly my favorite purchase ever, I never tried elevating my feet and now I literally cannot go with these. They are way better than a stool because you can tuck them neatly next to the toilet and you don't trip on them!!! So funny, I can't wait to buy all my friends them for the holidays
Truly my favorite purchase ever, I never tried elevating my feet and now I literally cannot go with these. They are way better than a stool because you can tuck them neatly next to the toilet and you don' trip on them!!! So funny, I can't wait to buy all my friends them for the holidays
I had a feeling these would help when going, but didn’t expect them to actually make a huge difference! Every time I’ve gone it’s been a much more pleasant experience! Plus they look so cute in my bathroom!
Best gift to give my friends who really know me and I bought a pair for me, too. Don’t let just the novelty fool you, they definitely help me and I would know / 61 years old with spina bifida and h/o neurogenic bowel. These have been game changers.
My dear people, We have shat without these shoes for thousands of years. Just make sure you are hydrated and eating enough fiber so as not to slow the flow. However, hats off to this marketing team!! Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant! Five stars for that alone.